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1. Go right, past the grandma, key, grate, man, and stop at the gate.
2. Press the 'a' key on your keyboard and the gate should open.
3. Keep going right, past two men, don't worry about the spikes. Go right through them. Pass two more men.
4. Go right past the grandma (you'll automatically steal her purse), past two men talking about a bomb and stop in line at the metal detector.
5. Press 'q' to drop your purse (so they won't find the bomb) or just pass and the officers will realize its a dud.
6. Keep going right until a random guy stops you for a test.
7. Type the alphabet backwards to continue.
8. Keep going right and stop to watch the weather channel (it clears the weather for you)
9. Go right past the sunny weather (or windy if you didn't watch weather channel).
10. Ignore the man's comments. Keep running right past the same screen 10 times until you reach a different screen.
11. Keep going right until you reach a black screen and get stopped by the gate. Press 'a' to open the gate.
12. Run right past the man and collect 4 keys. Before you reach the grate, press the '4' key on your keyboard to make the grate disappear.
13. Run right past a couple of ppl until a random lady tells you to babysit while she leaves for a 4 year trip.
14. Press 'q' to drop the baby and run right.
15. Proceed right past the ningas until you meet 3 ningas who stop you.
16. When they ask you for the #1 rule for ningas, type in 'patient' and they'll let you pass.
17. Run past the pirate hospital and some scared ppl.
18. When you go past the monster, remember the #1 ninga rule, be PATIENT. Go by it slowly.
19. You'll run into a pirate who will ask you several questions. For the 1st question, type in 'i' as in aye, which means yes. For the 2nd question, type in 'ar' as in argh. For the final one, type in 'do' and he'll let you pass.
20. Keep running right until a ghost stops you. Type in '1' as in ! to act afraid. It'll let you pass.
21. Keep running right until a ghost says it took control of your keyboard. Your controls are now 'w,s,a,d'. Press 'd' to go right and 'a' to stop.
22. Keep going right and you'll start hearing about Timothy, the greatest racer in the land. Prepare for a race.
23. Run, run, run!
24. Timothy beats you, *sigh*, but he'll let you by if you know the 30 lives code. The code is 'up, down, left, right, left, right, b, a'. He'll let you pass.
25. Keep going right until you run into the king. Pay attention to what he says. Press 'control' on your keyboard to take control.
26. Keep running right ignoring lies and past some spikes.
27. Now you run into a computer. Answer its questions by pressing either 'y' or 'n'. The answers are 'y,n,n,y,y,y,y,n (sarcasm),n,n'. It'll then let you pass.
28. Now all you have to do is run right. The ppl get mad at you and chase you. Then you meet this guy who apparently sends you back the start. You are NOT back at the start, your almost done this game.
29. Keep running right until you reach the reactor core. It tells you to visit the website lawlolawl.com/swf/core.swf. You can either visit that website and complete many challenging puzzles, or go to the Reactor Code section of this website.
30. Proceed right. OMG! Actual green grass! Press 'q' when you reach the brew seller and you're DONE!!!! CONGRATS!!!